Bad Bitch Blasters

Released Oct 2025

In this mind-blowing insane-arcade RPG, Jennyfer takes down "The Organization" and summons The Legendary Devourer of Dead in order to wipe the planet.

98% positive · 433 reviews

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Released, but content still planned

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Content Planned

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Steam Updated 5 Oct 2026 $2.00 $2.99 −33%

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Evaluation

Bad Bitch Blasters launched on October 26, 2025 and has been actively expanded with new content ever since. Three major updates have shipped post-launch: Update 1,0,4 on November 14, 2025 added a new recruitable character (rXcca); Update 1.4 on June 14, 2026 added another new playable character (Joshua) along with a new racing minigame and reworked challenge mode; and Update 1.5000 on September 12, 2026 added yet another new playable character (Nin), balance changes, and quality-of-life improvements. In that same September 12, 2026 post, the developer explicitly stated that "3 more playable characters, a batch of enemies, and a superboss" are still planned and will be added "bit by bit, update by update." This is a direct developer commitment to specific future content, making clear the game is not finished growing. The developer has maintained a consistent and enthusiastic update cadence since launch with no signs of slowing down.

Evidence

Developer explicitly states that 3 more playable characters, a batch of enemies, and a superboss are still planned, promising they will be added update by update.

news post · Sep 12, 2026 source content planned

high

Update 1.5000 ships new playable character Nin and various balance and quality-of-life changes, marking the third major content update since launch.

news post · Sep 12, 2026 source content shipped

high

Media

Details

Developer

Goiaba Megas Xellox

Publisher

Goiaba Megas Xellox

Achievements

Platform

Windows

Controller

partial support

Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

RPG Adventure Satire Mystery Female Protagonist Dark Choices Matter Memes Stylized Turn-Based Combat Turn-Based Strategy Cartoon Pixel Graphics Comedy Strategy

About this game

HELL YEAH !!!

Jennyfer, Norma, Ronaldo and Fu will work togetha to absolutely WIPE "The Organization" out of this planet, then relaese "Tainah, The Legendary Devourer of Dead", to completely DESTROY everything asnd KILL EVERYONE FOREVER.

But of course "The organization" woulndt' let you. and thats EXATCLY when the never-ending blood splatterer MENACE (that you may know as "turn based roleplaying strategy") takes place.

You will encounter many many weirdos that will help, and have to kill many LOSERS like like The Police, bounty hunters, garbage cans, formless amalgams, robot machines of mass destruction, and aLOTof othre bullshit actually

GAMING AS YOU KNWO IS OVER.

this game will absolutlely DESTROY ALL your expectations EVER and ABSOLULTETY ANIHILATE your soul. this bad boy got EVERYTHING:

- an absolute CRAPload of typos and sweaing (it is even worse than this Steam page)

- no grinding and no level-ups (you change stats and skills by equipping gear)

- 31 recruitable characters (but only 4 are usable at a time)

- VERY unconventional turn based strategy

- topnotch MS Paint masterpiece animations that WILL drop youre jaw

- every enemy animates when attacking you, IM SERIOUS, the animations are AWESOME

- arcade-like-fast-paced hardcore gaming (this game is like 3~4 hours long)

- huge replayability with over 20 hours to actually do EVERYTHIGN

- every decisio you EVER take will impact the game HEAVILY

- 8 different endings that will genuinely feel like you achievend something

- a LOT of flippin' secrets like cheat codes and secret characters and story scenes

- a lot of things learned from my first game, Demonpact: Clarice (yes this is the second)

After playing Bad Bitch Blasters, the most ADHD fuelled ultimate brain frying gaming experience of your LIFE, you will NEVER EVER RECOVER. no other videog ame in the UNIVERES will satisfy your ITCH for genuinely psycho-insane top-notch hardcore arcade RPG ever.

Are you a bad enough bitches to blast them all really hard forever?