Beat This Game To See Hot Lady

Adventure· Difficult· Action· Parody

Released Mar 2026

This will be one of the worst games you'll have to endure. Are you brave enough to walk down that path?

93% positive · 115 reviews

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All announced content has been released

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Done

All announced content has been released

High confidence

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Steam Updated 10 Oct 2026 $0.99

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Evaluation

Beat This Game To See Hot Lady launched on March 27, 2026 and received a series of patches and feature updates throughout April and May 2026. On May 23, 2026, the developer posted an update titled "THE (hopefully) LAST UPDATE EVER," which added a new boss, a dash mechanic, ammo/reloading systems, two no-clip modes, and 20 new announcer lines. In that post, the developer stepped out of their usual comedic tone to say directly: "my updates to this game are going to be a lot fewer and far between going forward. My time on this game has been a lot of fun, but I'm ready to start moving on to new projects." They then confirmed they had already begun work on two new games. A small balance patch followed on June 8, 2026, and a resolution options update on July 17, 2026 — both consistent with occasional maintenance rather than new content. On August 10, 2026, the developer announced their next game, Cult Crasher, confirming they have fully moved on to new projects. No future content for Beat This Game To See Hot Lady has been announced. The only DLC is a released soundtrack. The developer has clearly communicated that substantive development on this game is finished.

Evidence

Developer announced a new game, Cult Crasher, confirming they have moved on from Beat This Game To See Hot Lady to new projects.

news post · Aug 10, 2026 source development ending

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Developer posted what they called the '(hopefully) last update ever,' adding a new boss, dash, ammo/reloading, and 20 announcer lines, then stated that updates going forward will be 'a lot fewer and far between' and that they are moving on to new projects.

news post · May 23, 2026 source development ending

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Content

1 of 1 released · no outstanding content

Released

Beat This Game To See Hot Lady Soundtack

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Media

Details

Developer

Del "DeeDave" Huband

Publisher

Del "DeeDave" Huband

Achievements

Platform

Windows

Controller

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Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

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About this game

Now Prepare Yourself...

For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.

A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady.

To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?

Jumping!
The potential of savable content!
A wide cast of characters you'll rarely get to see!
Optimized for speedrunners!
An active announcer that shouts over your gameplay!
This isn't for you.
Absolutely NO options!
Something like music!
At least one hot lady!

WARNING

This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have photosensitive epilepsy or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.