BONK THE BOYKISSER

BONK THE BOYKISSER

Early access since Jan 2026

BONK THE BOYKISSER is a first-person survivors-like game where you fend off endlessly advancing Boykissers. Gain experience, level up, pick upgrades, and try to survive as long as possible to climb the Leaderboard.

91% positive · 203 reviews
Not yet
In early access, content still planned
High confidence
Content Planned
Not yet
In early access, content still planned
High confidence
Content Planned

Where to buy

Steam $2.99
Can't confirm — worth a look
We couldn't confirm these stores carry this game.
Green Man Gaming Steam key Search IndieGala Steam key Search
Prices in USD, as listed by each store.
Buying through an affiliate store helps support the site

Evaluation

BONK THE BOYKISSER launched into Early Access on January 21, 2026, with the developer explicitly describing it as far from a final version and promising new content and improvements. The developer has remained consistently active since launch, shipping feature patches and a major system overhaul. On July 20, 2026, the developer published a substantial "A New Beginning" post describing a ground-up rebuild of core gameplay systems — including balance, progression, spawning, and the interface. Notably, some achievements and the stat unlock system were temporarily disabled pending a redesign, with the developer explicitly committing to return them "in a future update." This is a direct, concrete promise of upcoming content. The developer has continued posting after that: a leaderboard update on July 26, 2026, a feature patch on August 3, 2026 adding visual polish (weapon trails, damage numbers, hit splashes), and on August 18, 2026 an announcement of a brand-new Boykisser game — demonstrating the developer remains active and engaged with this IP. The game is still in Early Access and receiving regular updates, with explicitly stated work remaining before it reaches a finished state.
Evidence
Major system overhaul post: developer notes some achievements and the stat unlock progression have been temporarily removed and 'will return in a future update once the related gameplay systems have been reworked.' Describes the update as a foundation for future growth.
news post · Jul 20, 2026 source content planned
high
One week post-launch, developer confirms active work on expanding player capabilities through regular updates.
news post · Jan 28, 2026 source content planned
high

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
akhsotoen
Achievements
6
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

BONK THE BOYKISSER is a first-person survivors-like game focused on endless survival against advancing Boykissers, built around melee combat and progression.

The game places the player in combat with constantly advancing Boykissers while armed with a baseball bat. Defeating Boykissers grants experience and allows progression as the pressure steadily increases.

Upgrades are not available by default and are unlocked by completing specific challenges during runs. Completing these challenges also grants Achievements that track progress and expand available options.

As time passes, the number of Boykissers grows and survival becomes increasingly difficult. Each run continues until the player can no longer hold out.

Every attempt is recorded and compared with other players. New runs allow results to be improved and rankings to be climbed on the Leaderboard.

Last evaluated Aug 19, 2026
Something about this evaluation looks wrong Report illegal or harmful content