Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads:

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!

Features

• Japanese dubs and English subs
  
• Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
  
• 32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
  
• Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
  
• Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

• H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

• Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian