Old Timer Transport
Hop on your turbocharged mobility scooter as a grumpy old driver! Race through Bompidorm with friends, commit vehicular manslaughter, and deliver your victims to the hospital to dodge lawsuits!
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Free on Steam
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About this game
Mobility scooters, chaos, and laughs—welcome to the wildest ride of your life!
Ready to unleash some ridiculous scooter-driven mayhem? Take on the role of an old, grumpy driver in a turbocharged mobility scooter as you race through the city of Bompidorm. Your mission? Pick up humans scattered throughout the madness and deliver them to safety—all while outmaneuvering your equally grumpy rivals. PvP? Oh, you bet. Ragdoll physics? Absolutely. Laughs? Guaranteed.
It’s you versus everyone else! Whether you're blasting rivals off the track with a well-timed explosion or speeding toward the hospital, the only thing standing between you and victory is a city full of chaos. Who will be the ultimate grumpy champion?
Expect the unexpected—because in this game, anything can (and will) happen. From scooters flipping out of control to pedestrians being hilariously thrown across the map, it's all part of the fun. Embrace the unpredictability, and just go with the flow (or the crash).
What's better than causing chaos alone? Causing chaos with friends, of course! Play with your buddies, or make some new enemies—because nothing brings people together like throwing them off their scooters in hilarious fashion.
Think you have what it takes to be the ultimate grumpy driver? Grab your scooter, rally your friends, and dive headfirst into the most ridiculous game of your life. The city’s waiting—just don’t crash (too hard). 🚀
"Buckle up, it’s going to be one wild ride!"
Get ready to laugh, rage, and everything in between. Join the madness, and remember: scooters aren’t just for getting around—they’re for domination. 🏆
