Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

Released Feb 2026

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

95% positive · 580 reviews
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Released, but still in active development
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Released, but still in active development
Medium confidence
Active Development

Where to get it

Free on Steam

Evaluation

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love launched on February 12, 2026 as a free-to-play game. Shortly after launch, on February 19, 2026, Scope Creeps posted a milestone update confirming they were already building a backlog of fixes, features, and fun ideas for future patches — a clear signal that development was continuing beyond the initial release. True to that word, the team has maintained a steady flow of updates. The "First Amendment Patch" on February 22, 2026 delivered substantial visual, audio, gameplay, and accessibility improvements. Performance patches followed on March 13 and March 19, 2026, cutting memory usage by 30–50%. The game received Steam Deck Verified status on March 4, 2026. Most notably, the July 3, 2026 "4th of July Extravaganza" update added a new seasonal event, a brand-new minigame (Rimi's Can Carnage) with leaderboards, two new achievements, and improved enemy pathfinding — the most substantial content addition since launch. A follow-up bug fix patch on July 3 addressed issues with that build, and further bug fix patches continued through July 28, 2026. The developer has not announced any specific upcoming named content, but the sustained pattern of updates — from post-launch patches through a substantive seasonal content drop in July 2026 — shows the game is continuing to grow. No statement suggesting development is wrapping up has been made.
Evidence
4th of July Extravaganza update added a seasonal fireworks event, the new Rimi's Can Carnage minigame with leaderboards, two new achievements, and enemy pathfinding improvements — the most substantial content addition since launch.
news post · Jul 3, 2026 source content shipped
high
Developer confirmed they are actively building a backlog of fixes, features, and fun ideas to bring into future patches after the launch milestone.
news post · Feb 19, 2026 source development ongoing
high

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
Stupendium Softworks
Achievements
55
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Verified
Players
Single-player

About this game

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:

  • Rimington, the hunky shotgun

  • Viper, the chaotic revolver

  • Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).

  • Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper

Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!

Key Features

  • Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!

  • A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!

  • Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!

  • Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!

  • 100% Streamer Safe!

  • Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!

  • Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!

  • Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!

Last evaluated Aug 19, 2026
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