POOSTALL Royale
Released Apr 2023
APRIL FOOLS 2023ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a battle royale game. Maybe this isn't even a game at all... well, just download now and figure it out!
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Released, content planned but development status unclear
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Where to get it
Free on Steam
Evaluation
POOSTALL Royale launched on April 1, 2023 as a free-to-play joke game by the "C Team" at Running With Scissors. Despite its April Fools origins, the developer immediately confirmed the game and its planned updates were genuine, and published a public roadmap on April 2, 2023 outlining features they intended to add.
On April 1, 2024 (the game's first anniversary), the developer posted an update confirming they had been actively working on improvements — including expanded maps, new weapons, selectable costumes, new playable characters, a reworked HUD, and more. They explicitly stated "we've got one in the works already" and reaffirmed their commitment to free future updates, describing the game as a long-term passion project.
However, as of June 21, 2026, there has been no further communication from the developer since that April 1, 2024 post — a silence of over 14 months. The update that was described as already in progress has not been publicly released or mentioned again. Given the developer's stated enthusiasm and the specificity of the content they showed off, the long silence without explanation makes it unclear whether development is still ongoing.
Evidence
First anniversary post confirms an update is already in development, showing off expanded maps, new weapons, selectable costumes, new playable characters, and other improvements. Developer reaffirms long-term commitment to free updates.
Developer confirms the game and its planned updates are real, publishes a public roadmap of planned features, and promises all updates will be free.
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Running With Scissors
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Platform
Windows
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Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player
About this game
APRIL FOOLS 2023
That's right, this was all part of an elaborate April Fools joke. But what exactly is real and what isn't?Quite simply, the game is real, the people who worked in it are real and all the plans to continue improving the game are real too!
While this game was never meant to be taken too seriously, the people behind the "C Team of RWS" are passionate and are willing to continuing polishing this game. All the new updates will be FREE!
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So you got to this Steam page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now!
We can't believe we're not charging you for this masterpiece!
It's almost like that game... Hatred!
Shoot your way through multiple waves of braindead NPCs who are literally only programmed to run towards you while yelling random things recorded from a bathroom stall with a cheap USB microphone. Compare your highscore with your friends, if you have any. Enjoy the beautiful assets that we've bought and didn't even bother to make ourselves!We've gone WOKE!
For the first time ever, you get to play as a female POSTAL Dude, complete with voice lines and everything.The Pigeon Mission
Many years in the making, and it's finally here... the super ultra cool PIGEON MISSION is finally a reality! Feed pigeons as fast as you can and... well... that's it really. Wait, you expected to be able to kill them? we've gone woke, remember?In case you haven't realised by now
This is an April Fools joke...Last evaluated Jun 21, 2026
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