Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Released Dec 2024
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
94% positive · 910 reviews
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Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
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Evaluation
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show left Early Access on December 5, 2024, completing a development cycle the studio described as roughly six years of work. The developer was very explicit about the game's finished status across multiple posts.
On November 18, 2024 [NEWS-5], the team announced they were "done working on this game" and wrapping up Early Access on December 5th. On November 27, 2024 [NEWS-4], they elaborated: "Priest is leaving EA, which means we don't see a point in further development — it's done, plain and simple. The game is complete, and that's that." On December 5, 2024 [NEWS-3], the full release launched alongside the "Her Ghost" DLC — a small add-on the developer explicitly described as optional supporter content, not a sign of ongoing development.
The December 2024 studio update [NEWS-2] confirmed their attention had shifted entirely to new projects: the next Priest Simulator instalment ("Wolf Moon"), Mercyful Flames, and a Taxi Simulator. A final post-launch patch shipped on April 23, 2025 [NEWS-1], addressing lingering bugs, subtitle gaps, and quest issues — consistent with the developer's stated commitment to fix remaining problems after the 1.0 release.
Both DLC entries are released: "Her Ghost" (December 5, 2024) and the soundtrack "Vulgator" (July 22, 2024). No unreleased DLC is listed. The developer has made no announcements of additional content for Vampire Show since the 1.0 launch. The April 23, 2025 patch represents the last known communication about this specific title.
Evidence
Studio update confirmed developer focus has shifted entirely to new projects: Wolf Moon (next Priest instalment), Mercyful Flames, and Taxi Simulator. No further content for Vampire Show mentioned.
Full release launched with a comprehensive changelog. Her Ghost DLC released simultaneously, described as optional supporter content rather than planned ongoing development.
Content
2 of 2 released · no outstanding content
Media
Details
Developer
Publisher
Ultimate Games S.A.
Achievements
26
Platform
Windows
Controller
partial support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player
About this game
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
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Last evaluated Jun 26, 2026
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