Sacre Bleu

Sacre Bleu

Released Apr 2025

A fast-paced, bullet-time action-platformer with speedrunning and revolutionary flair. Hack n’ slash your way out of la Bastille, blasting yourself through the air in graceful bullet-time aerial battles on a quest to save all of France!

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Publisher
Noodlecake
Achievements
19
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Verified
Players
Single-player

About this game

Mon dieu! Some rascal has thrown you, the captain of the Musketeers, into prison – on false charges, no less! Time to grab your blunderbuss and blast your way to freedom!

Use your blunderbuss to launch yourself from platform to platform, taking down enemies in graceful bullet-time aerial battles! Hone your skills and unlock even tougher encounters!

The French aristocracy have morphed into an army of bile-spewing zombies. Take down gigantic bosses and uncover a plot against France herself!

Storm your way through the sprawling Bastille prison complex, gathering parts to build yourself an airship. Discover secrets in shadowy corners and unlock new content.

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Get graded on combat encounters to reduce your overall time. Better grades mean faster times. How fast can you go?

Want to turn a room into a hell of ricocheting-death-balls?
Stack 2-3 modifiers on top of each other and see how it changes the game.
For Streamers, all the modifiers are triggerable from the twitch-chat. Your audience can choose to help you....or spectacularly hinder you! 


  • Rebindable controls

  • Flexibility in input, hotswap between mouse&Keyboard and controllers. 

  • Font options for the dialogue for ease of reading.'

    We want musketeers of all shapes and sizes to enjoy Sacre Bleu.

  • Thrilling hack’n’slash and bullet-time combat!

  • A sprawling map full of secrets!

  • Speedrunning encouraged but not required, just don't fall on your sword!

  • Monstrous zombie bossfights!

  • Test your blade and unlock tougher challenges!

  • Fluency in French not required, just revolutionary spirit!

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