Sipssassin

Sipssassin

Released May 2025

In this stealth action parody game, your mission is to drink people’s drinks without getting caught. Become the ultimate "Sipssassin" by using goofy tools, powerful abilities, stealth tactics, and melee weapons to eliminate drinks and achieve the highest score!

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Details

Publisher
Simmering Studios
Achievements
60
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

As the centuries-long battle between the Sipssassins and the evil Drinkceptionists continues, a new band of Drinkceptionists have emerged from the shadows to drinkcept everyone’s drinks and take over the world. You and the international league of Sipssassins must drink every drink to find these Drinkceptionists and save humanity from total drinkception.

CHOOSE YOUR MISSION

  • Pick between 5 unique missions.

  • Play in whatever order you want.

  • Take on 1 of 4 distinct game modes:

GAME MODE 1: SIPSTRACTION

  • Find and finish 6 drinks without getting caught.

  • Be as sneaky as possible to achieve the ultimate score of: "SILENT SIPPER"

GAME MODE 2: HAPPY HOUR

  • Drink as many drinks as you can within 2 minutes.

  • Gain combos to up your score by drinking drinks in fast succession.

  • Get the highest score you can by keeping your combo going past the 2 minute mark and entering into "After Hours."

GAME MODE 3: DRINKVESTIGATE

  • Find and complete a drink to activate a special tracking ability. Once activated, locate the hidden Drinkceptionist and whack them with something. Take out all their hearts to win the round!

  • Use all of the gadgets and special abilities you can to bring down the Drinkceptionist as fast as possible!

GAME MODE 4: EXPLORATION

  • Meet zany characters and complete quests.

  • Find hidden secrets and collectibles.

  • Get powerful abilities (Legendary Drinks) and Special Gadgets to give you power ups across all missions and game modes.

FEATURES

  • 25 playable characters to unlock

  • 5 unique missions with hidden secrets

  • 4 distinct game modes to prove your Sipssassin abilities

  • Over 60 different drinks to drink

  • Lots of NPCs to steal drinks from

  • 6 Legendary Drinks that grant special power up abilities

  • 6 Special Gadgets that help you be a sneaky little guy

  • 50 collectible shards to find and rebuild the Chalice of Destiny

  • Disguises to gain access to restricted areas

  • Wacky characters to meet and talk to

  • An alternate dimension video game conference called "Yeet3"

  • A super long straw so you can drink your neighbor's milkshake

  • Fun

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