Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Released Mar 2023
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
96% positive · 322 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Where to get it
Free on Steam
Evaluation
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a free-to-play visual novel/debate game that originally launched as a Flash game in 2013 and was remade and released on Steam on March 28, 2023. The Steam version received a bonus argument in May 2023, a back-ported fixes patch in October 2024, and Mac support on October 23, 2024. All of this post-launch work was explicitly tied to the development and release of the sequel, Pro Philosopher 2: Governments and Grievances, which launched in 2024.
The developer was clear from the start that this is not a live-service game and no season pass or ongoing paid content was planned for the original. The sequel (a separate game) is where the team's primary development focus shifted, and the updates to this game were side effects of shared engine improvements.
The most recent developer activity related to this specific game was a fan argument competition announced on September 22, 2025, inviting community members to submit short debates that Intelligible Games would build as a free standalone app — not as additional content for this game itself. The competition referenced characters from "Pro Philosopher 1 or 2," indicating the developer is still engaged with the series, but no new content for this specific game has been announced or is pending.
With Mac support delivered, the sequel shipped, and no announced future content for this title, the game appears complete as of October 23, 2024 — the date Mac support launched and the last meaningful content milestone for this game was reached.
Evidence
Mac support launched for both Pro Philosopher 1 and 2. A 'Pro Philosopher Complete Collection' bundle was also announced. The post expressed appreciation for the community and said 'here's to many years of Philosophy to come' — referring to the series broadly, not new content for this game specifically.
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher launched on Steam as a rebuilt version of the original 2013 Flash game, with improved UI, art, achievements, and controller support.
Content
1 of 1 released · no outstanding content
Media
Details
Developer
Publisher
Intelligible Games
Achievements
8
Platform
Windows, macOS
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Verified
Players
Single-player
About this game
Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
New gameplay features!
Additional script polish!
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
- Higher resolution assets across the board!
- New 16:9 layout!
- Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!
New gameplay features!
- Controller Support!
- Achievements!
- Dynamic conversation logging!
- The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!
Additional script polish!
- A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
- Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
- Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...
Last evaluated Jun 21, 2026
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