Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Strategy· Simulation· Roguelite· Gambling

Released Jan 2026

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

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All announced content has been released

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Steam Updated 12 Oct 2026 $15.99 $19.99 −20%

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Evaluation

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator launched on January 29, 2026, with Strange Scaffold committing to at least two months of free post-launch updates. The developer delivered on that promise in full: five major content updates shipped between February 5 and April 16, 2026, adding new campaigns, a Scenarios mode, Daily Challenges, and quality-of-life improvements. On April 16, 2026, the developer explicitly stated in the Content Update 5 patch notes that this was "the last big update" and "the last free update," wrapping up the planned post-launch content wave with a direct thank-you to players. Voice control support, announced in beta on April 27, 2026, launched fully on June 3, 2026 — a feature addition, not a content expansion. The most recent news post (July 29, 2026) is an announcement for a completely separate game, Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World, also from Strange Scaffold. This confirms the studio has moved on to new projects. No further content for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has been announced, and no unreleased DLC exists in the store listing. The developer's own words — "the end of the last patch notes for the last free update" — make the completion of post-launch development clear.

Evidence

Strange Scaffold's most recent post announces a new, separate game (Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World), indicating the studio has moved on to new projects.

news post · Jul 29, 2026 source development ending

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Content Update 5 patch notes explicitly state this is 'the last big update' and 'the last patch notes for the last free update,' signaling the conclusion of planned post-launch content.

news post · Apr 16, 2026 source development ending

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Details

Developer

Strange Scaffold

Publisher

Frosty Pop

Achievements

Platform

Windows

Controller

full support

Steam Deck

Verified

Players

Single-player

Strategy Simulation Roguelite Gambling Crime Economy Management Roguelike Anime 3D Funny Horror Capitalism Pixel Graphics Story Rich

About this game

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.

You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!

Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.

This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.

Features

Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.