Telltale Texas Hold ‘Em

Card Game· Casual· Gambling· Point & Click

Released Jun 2008

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying.

69% positive · 383 reviews

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Evaluation

Telltale Texas Hold 'Em is a casual poker game that released on June 17, 2008. The store description presents a self-contained experience — a poker tournament against four distinct characters — with no mention of expansions, downloadable content, updates, or ongoing development. There are no DLC listings, no developer news posts, and no announcements of future content of any kind. The game launched as a complete, standalone product and has remained unchanged. Telltale Games (the original studio) later shut down in 2018, further confirming no ongoing development activity. This is a finished game with no further content expected.

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Store description presents a fully self-contained poker tournament experience with four characters and no mention of additional content, updates, or expansions.

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Developer

Telltale

Publisher

Telltale

Achievements

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Platform

Windows

Controller

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Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

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About this game

Join poker's most outspoken players for a hand of Telltale Texas Hold'em, the card game stacked high with personality. Quips will fly, chips will fall, and you may just end up rolling in the aisles.
This is your chance to play in a poker tournament against four characters of such lethal absurdity, you'll either die laughing or die trying. Test your skills as you answer life's toughest questions...

Can you outsmart Harry Weinhead, the wily businessman and student of the game?
Can you humiliate Boris Krinkle, the tough guy with a heart of pure lead?
Can you groove with Theodore Dudebrough, slacker extraordinaire and just plain cool dude?
Can you even understand Grandma Shaky, the eccentric old coot who may be more dangerous than she looks?

Even if you've never played Texas Hold'em before, you'll learn everything you need to know, and you'll laugh learning it!