The Narrator Is a DICK

Platformer· Precision Platformer· Difficult· Female Protagonist

Released Jun 2016

In this narrated platformer there's one man who's always out to get you... The Narrator. He's a real jerk, but with determination and a lot of skill MAYBE you can make it through this crazy adventure.

79% positive · 131 reviews

Done

All announced content has been released

Medium confidence

Done

All announced content has been released

Medium confidence

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Steam Updated 12 Oct 2026 $4.99

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Evaluation

The Narrator Is a DICK launched on June 14, 2016 and received a free content update adding extra levels on July 26, 2016. On April 20, 2020, the developer released a full remastered edition — "The Narrator Is A Dick: Longer, Harder, and Uncut" — as a separate Steam title, with the original game's owners receiving it for free. This remaster brought significant improvements including multiplayer, a new soundtrack, improved graphics, and gameplay refinements. That April 2020 post is the last developer communication on record for this original game. No further updates, DLC, or announcements have been made since then. The remaster appears to represent the developer's final work on this title, effectively superseding the original. There are no unreleased DLC listings, no announced future content, and no ongoing update pattern for this original release.

Evidence

Developer released a full remastered edition (Longer, Harder, and Uncut) as a separate Steam title, given for free to existing owners. This is the last known developer communication for the original game.

news post · Apr 20, 2020 source development ending

high

Free content update released adding approximately one hour of extra challenging levels.

news post · Jul 26, 2016 source content shipped

medium

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Details

Developer

Adam DeLease

Publisher

Adam DeLease

Achievements

Platform

Windows, macOS, Linux

Controller

full support

Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

Precision Platformer Difficult Platformer Female Protagonist 2D Funny Parody Psychological Horror Dynamic Narration Cartoony Pixel Graphics Lovecraftian Ninja Comedy Survival

About this game

The Narrator is a ♥♥♥♥ is a challenging parody narration platformer. In this game the narrator is always trying to mess you up, or is he? He lies and cheats and tells jokes and its up to you as the Player to survive in this already dangerous land all the while a voice from above tries to ruin it all.... What a ♥♥♥♥!

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