Thirsty Suitors
Released Nov 2023
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
95% positive · 293 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
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Evaluation
Thirsty Suitors launched on November 2, 2023 as a complete, self-contained narrative game. The only DLC on record is the Original Soundtrack, which was released alongside the game on launch day — there are no unreleased DLC packs listed. The developer (Outerloop Games) posted one notable update after launch: a December 21, 2023 patch that added a new difficulty setting ("Extra Hot") and various gameplay improvements. This was a quality-of-life patch, not a content expansion. Since that update, there have been no further developer communications. The store description and short description both frame the game as a complete story experience with no mention of seasons, expansions, or ongoing content. With no post-launch content cadence established (only a single maintenance/balance patch), no unreleased DLC, no announcements of future content, and no developer statements indicating ongoing development plans, the game launched and has remained a finished product.
Evidence
The only DLC is the Original Soundtrack, released on launch day. No unreleased DLC is listed.
Winter Sale patch added a new difficulty setting and a range of balance and bug-fix improvements. Described as a 'significant update' but adds no new story content or expansions. No mention of future content plans.
Content
1 of 1 released · no outstanding content
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Details
Developer
Publisher
Annapurna Interactive
Achievements
26
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player
About this game
Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.
The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.
Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…
Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.
As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.
Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
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Last evaluated Jun 23, 2026
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