Total Simp Death

Total Simp Death

Early access since Jun 2026

You're a waifu just trying to get by, eating burgers to get thicker. The simps keep coming but you have your trusty rocket launcher.

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Developer
Publisher
Cozy Retard Games
Achievements
6
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

TOTAL SIMP DEATH

The simps are coming. They will not stop. You have a rocket launcher and an appetite for burgers. Eating the burgers makes your butt bigger, but be careful, it only makes the simps chase faster.

Play as a big-titty anime girl on a one-woman war against an endless tide of simps. Grab everything from pistols to rocket launchers and blast your way through hordes of the hopelessly devoted across multiple levels of escalating chaos.

EAT TO GROW Burgers aren't just a snack, they're a power-up. Chow down to grow a bigger ass and bigger tits. The thicker you get, the faster the simps come at you. And watch out for simpzilla, his endless thirst powers his speed.

FEATURES

  • Run-and-gun action across multiple handcrafted levels

  • A small arsenal of weapons, from sidearms to rocket launchers

  • Burgers make your ass bigger

  • Steam Leaderboards: climb the ranks and flex your high score

  • Unapologetically dumb

  • Stupid original music

Currently has 2 full levels with more on the way.

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