Turdventure

Turdventure

Released Jul 2026

Walk your dog. Leave a "surprise." Outsmart the cops. πŸ•πŸ’© Turdventure is a comedy-arcade game where every walk is a chaotic battle of wits between you, your dog, and the law.

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Turdventure
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Platform
Windows, macOS, Linux
Controller
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Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

Taking your dog for a walk has never been this complicated β€” or this hilarious.

In Turdventure, you control a dog owner navigating busy city sidewalks with one simple but increasingly complex goal: manage your dog's "business" strategically. Scoop it up like a responsible citizen, or leave it as a cunning trap for unsuspecting pedestrians to earn points. But watch out β€” the cops are always patrolling, and getting caught means losing hearts, points, and your dignity.

πŸ• KEY FEATURES

  • STRATEGIC CHAOS β€” Decide in real time whether to be a good citizen or a chaos agent. Every decision has consequences.

  • THE DOORBELL PRANK β€” Scoop the mess, bag it, place it on a doorstep, ring the bell, and run before the homeowner steps out. Pure, gloriously messy comedy.

  • COP CHASE SYSTEM β€” Leave too much evidence and the officer will spot it, lock eyes with you, and give chase. Outrun them or face the Walk of Shame.

  • PEDESTRIAN VARIETY β€” Dodge baby strollers (they smear everything), outrun cyclists, use the Ice Cream Man's crowd as cover, and beware the Lawyer who picks up evidence and pins it on you.

  • 4 DOG BREEDS β€” Each with unique abilities: the balanced Mutt, the rapid-fire Chihuahua, the explosive Great Dane, and the double-dropping Dachshund.

  • POWER-UPS β€” Grab bones to refill the bar, sneakers for a speed boost, sunglasses to go invisible, or an hourglass to slow everyone down.

  • 6 UNIQUE LEVELS β€” A neighborhood park, a grand cathedral, a rainy supermarket, a multi-level car park, a night-shift factory, and a downtown finale against the Chief.

  • THE MINUTE OF MADNESS β€” The final 60 seconds of every match: double points, accelerated pace, total mayhem.

βš–οΈ SKILL AND TIMING

Success in Turdventure isn't just about chaos β€” it's about reading the crowd, timing your dog's physiological timer, and knowing exactly when to scoop and when to strategically look the other way.

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