Asthemroids

Asthemroids

Released May 2026

Asthemroids is a party game, played together on one screen (couch co-op). Enjoy this arcade style top-down assortment of games using one keyboard for all players, or plug in up to four controllers.

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Publisher
Whispersoft LLC
Achievements
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Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player · Multiplayer · Co-op · PvP · Local/Split Screen

About this game

Welcome to the wonderful world of hemorrhoids.

Work alone or together with up to four friends to defeat the story campaign. Enjoy all the mini games separately or see if you can run the gauntlet and beat them all. 

Asthemroids is a party game, played together on one screen (couch co-op).

plug in four controllers to automatically sync to each player. Or use the keyboard to run all four anytime you want. (Player one = arrow keys and space / player two = W'A'D and shift / Player three = T'F'H and X / Player Four = I'J'L and B) Check out the tutorial in the games arcade for more details.

Every sound in this game was made with my mouth, and that's a 100% guarantee.

Control your character (a tube of Hemorrhoid Cream) from the top down perspective. Shoot your cream at Hemorrhoids to make them shrink and disappear. Be careful because if you ignore the hemorrhoid for too long, they will grow out of control and if they touch you, you explode.

Also enjoy mini games like Sumoroid where you try to push your fellow hemorrhoid cream tubes into an ever growing circle of hemorrhoids. FlyRoid, where you dodge incoming hemorrhoid veins. Wormroid, where you take over a hemorrhoid vein and attempt to grow long enough to cut off the other veins. Twistedroid, where you shoot hemorrhoid cream on your friends to blow them up.

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