Don't Be A Baby!

Don't Be A Baby!

Released Apr 2025

Embark on a whimsical run-and-gun adventure with “Don’t Be A Baby!” Dash, skate, and fly through animated cutscenes, break the 4th wall, and groove to a fantastic soundtrack.

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Publisher
Cosmic Forces
Achievements
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Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

Don't Be A Baby! is a humorous and action-packed side-scrolling run and gun game with a twist: instead of changing other objects, the player's bottle weapon shoots in different patterns! With a hilarious narrative, players take on the role of Max Murphy, a baby who has finally had enough of his neglectful mother and decides to venture out into the world on his own. As he navigates through the city's nightlife, Max must use his wits and his trusty bottle weapon to defend himself against a variety of colorful enemies, including drunken partygoers, strippers, and other unsavory characters.

Each level is focused on a boss fight, with four bosses having their own unique levels to battle through. The game also features a skateboarding level and a flying level, adding some variety to the gameplay.

Now Updated to Version 2.0!

Don't Be A Baby! is now in Version 2.0 after partnering with Cosmic Forces, the acclaimed publisher!

This major update brings a variety of improvements and fixes to make the experience smoother and more enjoyable, including bug fixes, updated controls, audio fixes, and other gameplay improvements.

Whether you're jumping into Max Murphy's chaotic adventure for the first time or returning for another playthrough, Version 2.0 is the best way to experience Don't Be A Baby!

The game is packed with 12 unique songs, a free demo, and 4 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3D.

- 12 levels

- 5 boss's with 3 having their own levels.

- 4 weapons
- 1 Skateboarding level
 1 Flying level where he is on a drone
- 12 Cutscenes
- 3 4th wall breaking scenes that cut to 3d

- 10 unique songs
- Free Demo

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