Drumpfy Walls

Drumpf, God King of Mer'ca has declared a national emergency. Jump into an alternate reality where two okay countries, Mer'ca and Mer'xico are politically fighting over a border wall. Play as members of two groups, the "Reds" and the "Blues" as they face off each other in a literal battle over immigration and future votes.


VISIT EXOTIC LOCATIONS ALONG BORDER BETWEEN MER'CA AND MER'XICO

• The Bigly Valley - A lush valley with rivers, trees, and lots of wildlife
  
• The Beloved Forest - A huge, beautiful giant wood reserve
  
• The Passage - Where people used to move across the continent for centuries
  
• Watertown - Surrounded by lakes and rivers, hence the name

ZANY CHARACTERS BATTLE AT THE BORDER

• The "Reds" are tired of Mer'xicoan just waltzing across, you'll be bouncing babies back to Mer'xico
  
• The "Blues" think babies should become a citizen of Mer'ca, no problem. Bounce a baby over that wall to Mer'ca

Play as Ronald Drumpf, Rainbow Mike, Smilin' Barry, Jesus, BAC, and Pander Bot

BOOST UP OR DOWN WITH DRUGS SMUGGLED IN THE WALL

• Bernie's Flakes - A white substance that boost your speed
  
• Big Blunt - A smoking cigar that slows your speed

WATCH OUT FOR OTHER CRAZY HAZARDS

• UFO'S - These unidentified flying objects rain your worst fears down. Literally
  
• Bomb's - Built into the wall as a defense against invaders