GOOOOOOAL!

GOOOOOOAL!

Released Oct 2024

Have you ever tried playing cards with a bear? But bears don't know how to play cards... That in this incredible game you will feel yourself in the role of a bear who is trying to play cards, but he does not succeed. All he can do is smash everything around and scream GOOOOOL!

94% positive · 1,883 reviews
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Evaluation

GOOOOOOAL! launched on October 10, 2024. Two days later, on October 12, 2024, the developer posted a roadmap of planned post-launch free updates, including expanded levels, a revamped ending, a boss fight, new weapons, mini-games, achievements, and trading cards. On December 29, 2024, the developer shipped the first major update — a New Year's themed addition featuring a new level, a festive hat, and a soccer ball skin, along with early content from a larger "pokachi" update described as not yet fully finished. The post concluded with a statement that the team would "continue to try to please you with new content next year." On April 5, 2026, the developer released a bug fix and optimization patch, confirming they remain actively engaged with the game. A soundtrack DLC was also released on August 22, 2026. The last developer communication was on April 5, 2026. With only one major content update shipped since launch (December 29, 2024), the release cadence is still too sparse to establish a firm interval — but the developer has not announced completion, several roadmap items (boss fight, achievements, additional new levels, trading cards) remain unconfirmed as shipped, and the April 2026 patch shows the developer is still working on the game. Given that today is October 8, 2026, roughly 18 months have passed since the major content drop and approximately 6 months since the last communication. This is approaching the upper edge of a reasonable silence window, but the developer has not signaled an end to development and some roadmap promises remain outstanding. The game continues to receive active development work.
Evidence
New Year's major update shipped with a new level, festive hat, and soccer ball skin; developer stated they will continue adding new content in the next year
news post · Dec 29, 2024 source content shipped
high
Developer posted a post-launch roadmap promising expanded levels, a boss fight, new weapons, mini-games, achievements, and trading cards as free future updates
news post · Oct 12, 2024 source content planned
high

Content

1 of 1 released · no outstanding content

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
Lohsoft
Achievements
1
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

Have you ever tried playing cards with a bear? But bears can't play cards... Well, in this incredible game you have to feel like a bear who is trying to play cards, but nothing works out for him. All he can do is smash everything around and scream GOOOOOOL!

Like a platformer, but in reverse!

Experience the incredible gameplay at your fingertips in the vertical platformer genre, where you have to climb higher and higher, defeat enemies on your way and find out what is at the very top? And there it is...

A unique game based on the iconic meme about the bear!

Make your innermost fantasy come true and feel like a bear that crushes and breaks everything around you and screams GOOOOOL!!! 🐻

Solve unique puzzles and play exciting mini-games!

A challenging and unique game that provides high-quality immersion and incredible fun for the whole day! Only 5% of people are able to solve this riddle...

THE GAME IS IN ENGLISH!

The game is fully translated and dubbed into English so that nothing distracts during the game!

Push faster! GOOOOOL!!!

Last evaluated Oct 8, 2026
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