Hodl Simulator

Released Jul 2021

Ape investors have to know when to hodl them, and know when the fodl them. But with the dark potassium pool manipulation of Monkeydel investments, this is becoming harder and harder each day. This corrupt corporation makes their living by crashing honest banana companies the only solution to HODL!

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Steam Updated 14 Oct 2026 $0.99

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Developer

Santaworks

Publisher

Santaworks

Achievements

Platform

Windows

Controller

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Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

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About this game

Play as an ape! An ape that knows when to hodl em and never fodl's them. Do you have the grit to not fodl as you watch your finances sink? Will you be able to hodl out long enough to get to the day that you become a rich ape?

Story

Monkeydel investments is a leech on the banana market! They make their bananas by crashing honest banana companies leaving thousands of Ape Family's out of work. The only solution to HODL!

Story of One Ape

Ape worked at Banana Plantation for 30 years. Ape retires. Ape can't access ape retirement for a year after, had 500000 bananas saved. Monkeydel Investments comes in and short sells his bananas. Ape becomes paranoid and stress watchin his 500000 bananas trickle down to 10000 bananas. Ape worked 30 years for this. Ape now very angry!