LORT

LORT

Early access since Jan 2026

LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

77% positive · 4,577 reviews
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Evaluation

LORT launched into Early Access on January 21, 2026 and has maintained an exceptionally fast development pace. Big Distraction shipped three major updates in under seven months: v0.6 "The Stabbening" (February 17, 2026) added a new adventurer, public lobbies, new weapons, and major systems overhauls; v0.7 (March 16, 2026) added two new difficulty modes, new skins, and a new map location; and v0.8 "Shots and Prayers" (August 11, 2026) — described by the developer as the biggest update in LORT's history — delivered a complete Weapons 2.0 overhaul, 12 new weapons, a new Paladin adventurer (Marcus T. Fury), two new quest types, new map locations, sweeping visual upgrades, major performance improvements, and an Unreal Engine upgrade from 5.4.2 to 5.7.4. The v0.8 announcement on June 4, 2026 explicitly stated that Endless Mode will be the team's priority after v0.8 ships — meaning there is already a confirmed major feature in the pipeline beyond today's update. The March 2026 Roadmap v2 outlined the broader path to a 1.0 release, and the developer has been actively growing their team (reaching 11 full-time staff as of June 2026) to support continued development. The game has also surpassed 500,000 copies sold, which the developer cited as motivation to keep building. There is no indication of any slowdown. The studio is staffing up, shipping on (or ahead of) schedule, and has explicitly committed to Endless Mode as the next major deliverable.
Evidence
v0.8 'Shots and Prayers' update launched as promised: Weapons 2.0, 12 new weapons, new Paladin adventurer, two new quest types, new map locations, full visual overhaul, and major performance improvements.
news post · Aug 11, 2026 source content shipped
high
Developer explicitly stated that Endless Mode will be prioritized after the v0.8 update ships, establishing it as the next major planned feature.
news post · Jun 4, 2026 source content planned
high

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Details

Publisher
Big Distraction
Achievements
69
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player · Multiplayer · Co-op

About this game

LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.

Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."

Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.

A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like: 

  • Nah’s Barrier

  • Boomer’s Blessing

  • Trophy of Swole

  • Cool Comfy Shorts

  • And over 100 more!

Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.

This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.

Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.

Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.

Last evaluated Aug 11, 2026
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