Metal as Phuk
Released Jul 2017
Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
95% positive · 251 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
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Evaluation
Metal as Phuk launched on July 13, 2017 as a complete, self-contained comedy RPG. The developer's post-launch news activity consists entirely of announcements about other games in the Crankage Games universe — new titles like Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale, Deported: Drain the Swamp, Deported 2: Build That Wall, and Damned Daniel. None of these posts announce DLC, expansions, updates, or any new content for Metal as Phuk itself.
A November 2018 post did mention "a new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019," and a December 2018 post referenced "new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk." However, the May 2019 announcement of Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails appears to be the next game that materialized from those plans — no Metal as Phuk sequel or content update has appeared on the store. Regardless, these references point to a potential new standalone game in the same universe, not additional content for this title.
There are no unreleased DLC listings, no roadmaps, and no developer posts indicating that Metal as Phuk itself will receive further updates. The last developer communication referencing this game in any meaningful capacity dates to 2019. The game launched as a finished product and has received no post-launch content updates.
Evidence
Game officially released on July 13, 2017 as a complete comedy RPG with no mention of planned post-launch content.
Last developer news post announces a new unrelated game (Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails). No updates to Metal as Phuk have been posted since launch.
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Details
Developer
Publisher
Crankage Games
Achievements
1
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player
About this game

ABOUT THIS GAME:
Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?

This game features:
- Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
- Awesome Boss Battles!
- Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
- Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
- Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
- 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...) - Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
- "Herbs"... !
... And a Phuk-Ton More!

Last evaluated Jun 27, 2026
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