Millennial Simulator

Millennial Simulator

Released May 2023

Its called Millennial Simulator. Pretty self explanatory. Work, earn cash, pay rent, upgrade, eat, sleep, explore. Repeat and SUFFER.

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Steam $1.99
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Developer
Publisher
Bardstorm
Achievements
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Platform
Windows
Controller
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Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable simulating your life instead? Then Millennial Simulator is for you!

  • Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
  • Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
  • Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
  • Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
  • Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
  • Get rejected by hot babes
  • Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
  • Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
  • TRY. TO. SURVIVE.

And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...
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