My Bloodsucking 9-to-5
Released Apr 2026
You're James, a middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Someone stole your lunch. Find the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and DO. NOT. KILL. ANYONE. Easy!
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Developer
Publisher
Max Morkson
Achievements
15
Platform
Windows, macOS, Linux
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player
About this game
You're James, an unremarkable middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Becoming an undead spawn of hell hasn't affected your life much, to be completely honest.
That is... Until someone stole your lunch.
Talk to your coworkers to suss out the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and
DO.
NOT.
KILL.
ANYONE.
Easy!
10 endings
pixel art sprites, backgrounds and CGs
25,000 words
original soundtrack
goldfish care rants
extra love and care!
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