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Released Feb 2026

You are a bouncer at an exclusive club. The requirements are shallow as you expect but the money is good and the desperate ones bribe. The pretty get in, and the money machines need to show they can front. No fake designer shoes allowed. It's a big club and you ain't in it.

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Developer
Publisher
Jeistar
Achievements
50
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player

About this game

This game is about vibe checks and judging who is worthy. A process we do every human interaction. The overall feeling of this game is to go with the flow while having fun scanning and judging people. You will also feel a power trip excluding people to make up for all the times irl you were excluded or rejected, gamers.

1. You are a club bouncer

You are a club bouncer in the most exclusive club in the city. Just let the cool people in. Your boss doesn't like most of the crowd but they need the best of the masses to make money. You will occasionally meet interesting characters and unlock new lore and dialogue as the game progresses. 

2. you judge people before entry

Vibe checks, ID Checks, and x-rays are your medium. Scan your guests and see if they are worthy for the club's reputation. Based on your aura/character type, you will get funny and interesting scans of some of the club guests. Some may have an invalid ID, others may carry contraband. You can still let them in. Apparently your club needs a lot of pretty people and money machines/simps to keep the lights on.

3. you deal with liabilities

Occasionally you will have  to deal with problems. Thankfully, you can remove them from existence, but it could take a lot of unnecessary energy. You can also take bribes for your self-interest. There are likely consequences, as hitting or killing denied guests causes stress, which depletes health.

4. you can refuel, but watch yourself

Unlock upgrades or sustenance, like real life! But watch yourself...you could end up self-sabotaging by drinking too much. Thankfully you have an attractive migrant barkeeper will keep you in check. When he wants to...

5. get paid and enjoy the ride

This is about atmosphere, mood, kickass beats, and talking with your coworkers. They talk like regular people, use slang, and may even give you dating advice. Among other things. 

Additional Features

  • 3 separate Auras(Touch, Servile, and Mysterious) with different passive effects and dialogues

  • 4 recurring staff members/NPCs to develop relationships with (professional)

  • Reactive Scan System

  • A story behind the facade of superficial capitalism

  • Signature Jeistar Original Soundtrack

While this game is full of insults, burns, and other toxic expressions, the developer highly, highly, highly, discourages being a judgmental prick in real life. Definitely not worth it. As usual, this game is a labor of love with ADHD-infused mechanics.

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