Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

Released Oct 2018

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!

87% positive · 117 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
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Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence

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Evaluation

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale launched on October 26, 2018 as a complete, self-contained visual novel. The store description presents the game as a finished story-driven experience with a clear beginning and end, three alternate endings, and no mention of post-launch content for this specific title. The developer's news posts from the period following launch focus exclusively on other games in the Crankage Games universe — announcements for Deported: Drain the Swamp, Damned Daniel, Deported 2: Build That Wall, and the upcoming Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails. None of these communications reference new content coming to this particular game. The last developer communication of any kind on this game's page was on May 24, 2019, announcing that separate sequel title. The store description does list "Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)" and "Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)" as pending features, which suggests those minor platform features were not yet implemented at launch. However, these are platform-level features, not story content, and the developer made no further announcements about them. There is no DLC listed, no roadmap, and no developer statement indicating future content for this game. Crankage Games appears to operate by releasing standalone games rather than updating existing ones with post-launch content. This game launched as a complete product, and all subsequent developer activity shifted to new titles. No evidence suggests the content for this game was ever intended to expand beyond what shipped at launch.
Evidence
Game officially launched on October 26, 2018.
news post · Oct 26, 2018 source content shipped
high
Developer announces Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails as a new standalone title — the last communication on this game's page, with no mention of updates to this game.
news post · May 24, 2019 source development ending
medium

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
Crankage Games
Achievements
—
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:


  • Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
  • Constant laughs from start to finish!
  • No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
  • LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
  • Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
  • Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
  • Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
  • Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games


We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!


- Crankage Games
Last evaluated Jun 26, 2026
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