The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Released Jul 2018
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To make you laugh! Play as Quiver Dick, a legendary storyteller and former badass, as he embarks on one of many downright crazy and entirely messed up adventures!
93% positive · 183 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
Medium confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
Medium confidence
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Steam $2.99
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Evaluation
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick launched on July 9, 2018 as a self-described 2-3 hour standalone Comedy RPG. The developer released a series of patches and content updates in the weeks immediately following launch: a balance patch on July 10, 2018, new NPC additions on July 16, 2018, and a major content update on July 24, 2018 that added approximately 20% more content, new NPCs, gear, and cameos. This July 24, 2018 update appears to be the last substantive content addition to the game itself.
In January 2019, the developer announced a free content update with a new level, new bosses, items, and NPCs. However, there is no subsequent news post confirming this update was ever delivered — and developer communications shifted entirely toward new game announcements (Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails, announced May 2019) and bundle sales promotions. The last developer post in the dataset is from November 2019, and it is a bundle sale announcement, not a content update.
The store description itself describes this game as "the first of many standalone adventures to come in this series," indicating the developer's intent was always to produce sequel titles rather than continue updating this specific game. The studio's output in late 2018 and 2019 was focused on new standalone titles (Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale, Deported series, Damned Daniel) rather than ongoing updates to this game.
The January 2019 announced content update was never confirmed as shipped, and developer communications for this specific title went silent after mid-2019. Given the nature of the game as a short, complete standalone RPG and the developer's pattern of moving on to new titles, this game is best understood as a finished product — the promised free update either shipped without a dedicated announcement or was quietly shelved as the studio moved on.
Evidence
Major post-launch update adding ~20% more content, new NPCs, gear, boss modifications, and hidden content. Last confirmed content addition to the game.
Developer announced a new standalone Quiver Dick game (Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails), indicating the studio shifted focus to a new title rather than updating this one.
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Developer
Publisher
Crankage Games
Achievements
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Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Unsupported
Players
Single-player
About this game

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk, based on one of the most hilarious characters ever written into an RPG, The Chronicles of Quiver Dick takes you on one crazy adventure as you play the role of Old Man Quiver in his youth.
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a 2-3 hour Crude Comedy RPG that does not overstay it's welcome!
Entirely scripted encounters with full boss dialogue, no random battles, and a uniquely compelling short tale is sure to hit you right where it hurts! ... (In the funny bone...)
The characters in the game are made up of a plethora of folks who supported Crankage Games along the way and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick was our way of supporting the fans who have supported us as we give back to the community. This particular tale is the first of many standalone adventures to come in this series. Embark on a journey into the past of one of the craziest adventurers of all time and join him as he finds Grandma Tracie, Grandmother to two sarcastic, A-Hole children, (Emma and Andrew), who like to give Old Man Quiver a hard time!
Features:
- Relaxing, yet exciting linear story!
- Constant laughs from start to finish!
- No Random Battles! Every conflict has meaning to progress the story and is fully scripted with unique dialogue!
- Level up, collect loot, and kick monster-balls in with calculated turn-based strategy!
- Bonus Rewards for exploring optional hidden items and content
- Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere
- Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
- Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
- Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)
A Message From Crankage Games
We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our first release has sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We've responded to EVERY Steam Message ever sent, EVERY Community Post on our Hub ever made, and EVERY Steam Review we've ever received. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot from the first game and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.
From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and we will always find the time to respond!
- Crankage Games
Last evaluated Jun 16, 2026
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