a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innnocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANIVERSARY EDITION

Indie· Simulation· Free to Play· Surreal

Released Aug 2022

a fun dating sim where you get to date stick figures! but... is that all it is? i doubt it. why don't you find out? find out just how much more there is in this game than simply a fun dating sim where you get to date stick figures? spoiler: there is also a baguette

89% positive · 228 reviews Definitive edition

Done

All announced content has been released

Medium confidence

Done

All announced content has been released

Medium confidence

Where to get it

Free on Steam

Steam Free

Evaluation

This is the "SOMETHINGETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION" of an original dating sim — a bundled, enhanced re-release that includes all new content added since the original launch, such as additional datable characters, developer commentary, a French man with many wigs, and (crucially) multiple baguettes. The store description explicitly frames this edition as a complete, expanded package containing everything the original had plus new additions. The game is free to play, and the description reads as a self-contained, finished product — there is no roadmap, no announced upcoming content, no DLC listings, and no developer statements pointing to further updates. This appears to be a complete release of the definitive version of the game.

Evidence

The store description explicitly identifies this as a named anniversary edition containing new content beyond the original release, including more datable characters, developer commentary, a French man, and additional baguettes — framing it as a complete, enhanced package.

description · Aug 26, 2022 source content shipped

high

Short description presents the game as a self-contained experience with a mystery element and no indication of planned future content or updates.

store metadata · Aug 26, 2022 source ambiguous

low

Media

Details

Developer

Educated Child Games

Publisher

Educated Child Games but it's a publisher

Achievements

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Platform

Windows, macOS

Controller

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Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

Free to Play Indie Simulation Surreal Psychological Horror Dating Sim Sexual Content

About this game

a fun dating sim where you get to date stick figures! that might sound dumb, but trust me when i say that the stick figures in question are, like... the SMEXIEST STICK FIGURES EVER. they also have very good and real personalities, just like real people! so really, it's just like dating an actual stick figure! except through a computer screen! so... i guess.. it's just like having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure! sounds completely great and not suspicious or sketchy at all!

anyway, what are you waiting for? play this game, unless of course you don't enjoy the experience of having an internet boyfriend and/or girlfriend who refuses to show their real face and just uses the avatar of a stick figure. in which case, there's really nothing for you here. you can leave now.

or at least.

that's what a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal was.

a long, long, time ago.

but what is it now?

well, it's the same as it ever was.

but a completely normal dating simulation that is definitely completely sweet, innocent and normal: SOMETHINGETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION?

now that's a whole other story.

this game has all sorts of new content and features that the original game did not!

such as...

and more!

OH BOY IF YOU'RE STILL HERE UH

THIS GAME MAY BE TERRIFYING FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF DATING, STICK FIGURES, OR BAGUETTES THAT ARE "HOT" BUT NOT IN THE WAY THAT BREAD TYPICALLY IS "HOT"