Bald Guys
Early access since Jan 2026
Business in the front; Party in the back: Bald Guys features high skill-ceiling mechanics on top of light-hearted competitive loops that both hardcore and casual gamers can enjoy. Whether you want to master precision controls or just mess with your friends, this is a game for you.
100% positive · 8 reviews
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Early access · Awaiting evaluation
Pending
Early access · Awaiting evaluation
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Steam $2.99
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Developer
Publisher
Kazooist LLC
Achievements
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Platform
Windows
Controller
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Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Multiplayer · PvP
About this game
Somewhere under Cleveland, OH lies the homunculus testing chamber, where the naturally-bald homunculus do the one thing they desire: Acquire hair.
Key Features:
Weaving platformer mechanics
Games to wig-out over
Hairy situations to fight your way out of
Mechanics and Design:
Party-game platformer
Physics-based combat
Wall-Jumping
Procedurally generated maps
Elimination-style gameplay loop
Designed to be stimulating but balanced for players of all skill levels.
Are these done yet?
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