Chair F*cking Simulator

Chair F*cking Simulator

Released Jul 2020

Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.

93% positive · 1,125 reviews
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Evaluation

Chair F*cking Simulator launched on July 7, 2020 and has received a series of content updates since then. The identifiable major content milestones are: the 1.2 "Swollen Content Update" on August 4, 2020 (doubled the chair roster); the Halloween Update on October 27, 2020 (new chairs, seasonal theme); a small chair addition on June 17, 2021; the Ottoman and Chair Stats update on February 4, 2022; and most recently the "2024 Update" on August 27, 2024 (added a couch to the roster). There was also a holiday sale post on December 19, 2024, confirming the developer was still engaged with the product at that time. The intervals between meaningful content drops have been irregular — ranging from weeks to roughly two years — but the developer has consistently returned to ship new content across more than four years without announcing any conclusion to development. The last substantive developer communication was December 19, 2024, and the last major content drop was August 27, 2024. As of October 8, 2026, that is approximately 13 months since the last major content update. While this is a longer gap than some prior intervals, the developer has previously gone silent for nearly two years (between the February 2022 update and the August 2024 update) before returning with new content. The developer has made no statement indicating the game is complete or that no further content is planned. Given the established pattern of sporadic but recurring updates, this silence alone is not sufficient to conclude development has ended.
Evidence
Major update added a couch to the roster alongside bug fixes and new text content — the most recent substantive content addition to the game.
news post · Aug 27, 2024 source content shipped
high
Update added an Ottoman and a new Chair Stats screen, along with bug fixes — after a gap of roughly eight months since the previous update.
news post · Feb 4, 2022 source content shipped
high

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Details

Developer
Publisher
SoSorrySoft
Achievements
31
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Not rated
Players
Single-player

About this game


ChairF*cker is an immersive, engaging gaming "experience" that helps players connect with not only themselves, but the world around them. Nowadays with phones, texting, massive pandemic events, this story needs to be told: The story of a soul, looking to reach out and connect. ChairF*cker is the story of love and loneliness in dark times. ChairF*cker is an experience where gamers get to really saddle up and settle into hardcore chair intercourse twitch gaming. Every second counts in this intense, society-challenging game.

Lock on

and fire away with over 100,000,000+ infinitely unique chair dating experiences until the sun dies. Enjoy the DEPTH of the story by reading chairs' dating profiles. F*ck those chairs if you want. Choose which chairs to f*ck! Call chairs on the phone! SCREAM LIKE A VERY LOUD GOAT!
Open a portal to hell, but beware of what's on the other side! It's a chair! Or is it yourself.

Get your gamer eggs in a tizzy with this Simulation

  • Blast your way through 1 environment
  • Learn the dark truth behind every Chair, what secrets unite them?
  • Bump your way to the top of the chair pile
  • Truly control the impact of your pelvic thrusts
  • Menus
  • Animation!
  • Clicking
  • Double clicking
  • Save game data!
  • Amazing!

What People Are Saying about this Bustin' Simulation Technology (BST)

"Well this is just going to live inside my steam account forever now, isn't it" - Barry Kramer

"What have I done what have I done what have I done" - Markiplier

"I'd much rather go around pretending to f*ck chairs ... over pretending to f*ck my relatives any day" -Minion_of_Luna

"Finally something for the hardcore chair/marshmallow niche" - Ronia

"I was using chairs the wrong way this whole time" - Warlord21

"This incredible artistic labor of love provides the user with unique and inspirational gameplay experiences coupled with a rich and soul-searching narrative as they relive - or encounter for the first time - the simple, yet deeply spiritual connection between a human and their sedentary resting device. Such riveting, oft-epiphanic transcendental life events, previously only achievable whilst supine, recumbent anterior to the earth, have been lovingly and painstakingly recreated by the authors of Chair F*cking Simulator, allowing generations worldwide to create cherished memories.
Perfect for any private or office environments, this magnificent feat of creative innovation and interactive, personalized storytelling concocts an extravagant bodily solace experience to both the user in repose and the high-energy professional paradigm of today. A luxurious union of opulent indulgence seamlessly combined with rich familiarity that both titillates and enriches."
- Toastedsnow

"Still a better love story than Twilight" -Revotur

"Better rating than Overwatch 2" -Erik Fury
Last evaluated Oct 8, 2026
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