Mayonnaise Simulator

Mayonnaise Simulator

Released May 2022

Third person shooter with minor platforming. You have to eliminate the condiment threat.

96% positive · 435 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence

Where to get it

Free on Steam

Evaluation

Mayonnaise Simulator launched on May 13, 2022 as a small, self-contained arcade-style game. Following launch, the developer was fairly active through late 2022, shipping a series of feature patches that added sound effects, background music, a new enemy, a difficulty slider, a sprint mechanic, and Steam leaderboard integration. The most recent developer communication was a patch on December 4, 2022, which added background music and audio controls. Since that date — now over three years ago as of June 2026 — there have been no further updates, announcements, or developer posts of any kind. The game has no DLC listed, no announced future content, and no roadmap. The store description describes a compact, complete game concept with no indication of planned expansions or additional modes. The post-launch update activity appears to have been the developer polishing and rounding out the game shortly after release, with December 4, 2022 representing the natural conclusion of that work.
Evidence
Final patch added background music and audio controls — the last developer communication on record.
news post · Dec 4, 2022 source development ending
high
Store description presents a self-contained arcade concept with no mention of future content, seasons, DLC, or expansions.
description source development ending
medium

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
Group of Goblins
Achievements
4
Platform
Windows
Controller
—
Steam Deck
Verified
Players
Single-player

About this game

You play as a jar of mayonnaise who has to launch mayo at some bottles before they get to you. You will have to jump around to avoid them as they approach because if they touch you too many times, you lose. Stay on the shelf and stay alive.

Game includes third person shooting
Minor 'platforming'
Jumping jar of mayonnaise
Aggressive condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish, and bbq sauce)
Mayo splat sound
Last evaluated Jun 21, 2026
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