Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game
Released Feb 2020
Swipe right for the brand new NON-VR crazy physics-based dating simulator, Table Manners! Tonight's the night, you've secured a date and you're off to the most glamorous restaurant you know, there's only one problem - you're a disembodied hand with a knack for catastrophe!
57% positive · 514 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
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Evaluation
Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game launched on February 14, 2020. In the days following launch, Echo Chamber Games posted about planned improvements including bug fixes and controller support. A feature patch delivering those improvements went live on March 16, 2020, and that is the last developer communication on record. There are no unreleased DLC items listed on the store, no post-launch content roadmap, and no announcements of expansions or additional content beyond the launch patch. The game shipped as a complete, self-contained experience with no post-launch content cycle ever established. Developer activity stopped entirely after the March 2020 patch — more than six years ago as of today. The game is complete as shipped.
Evidence
Feature patch delivered controller support and numerous bug fixes. This is the last developer communication on record.
Table Manners launched on Steam as a complete physics-based dating simulator with multiple venues, dates, and unlock systems.
Media
Details
Developer
Publisher
Curve Games
Achievements
24
Platform
Windows
Controller
partial support
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player
About this game
"This is probably one of the best physics-based games I've played in forever! It's absolutely amazing and I love everything about it"
Drae - Content Creator
"...Absolutely Hilarious!"
CaptainSauce - Content Creator
Nice job, it's official - you're a catch: you’ve bagged yourself a date. A night of romance is yours to enjoy, if you play your cards right. Contrary to many asking, no, this isn't Virtual Reality, this is reality, and dating in reality sucks - deal with it.
You don't get a second chance to make a first impression. You’ve booked the fanciest restaurant in town, put on your cleanest underwear, and your date looks totally unreal. But getting to the table is the easy part. Even the most perfect of evenings can quickly fall apart as you fight against Table Manner’s glorious physics. Before you know it, you’ll be putting out your third table fire with a half-finished glass of pinot grigio.
From humble restaurants to sushi bars, ice bars and even a plane - each venue contains a number of unique gameplay mechanics and challenges that you must navigate in order to impress your date. As your reputation grows you will unlock more and more potential dates with even more sophisticated challenges and dating scenarios.
Drae - Content Creator
"...Absolutely Hilarious!"
CaptainSauce - Content Creator
Nice job, it's official - you're a catch: you’ve bagged yourself a date. A night of romance is yours to enjoy, if you play your cards right. Contrary to many asking, no, this isn't Virtual Reality, this is reality, and dating in reality sucks - deal with it.
You don't get a second chance to make a first impression. You’ve booked the fanciest restaurant in town, put on your cleanest underwear, and your date looks totally unreal. But getting to the table is the easy part. Even the most perfect of evenings can quickly fall apart as you fight against Table Manner’s glorious physics. Before you know it, you’ll be putting out your third table fire with a half-finished glass of pinot grigio.
From humble restaurants to sushi bars, ice bars and even a plane - each venue contains a number of unique gameplay mechanics and challenges that you must navigate in order to impress your date. As your reputation grows you will unlock more and more potential dates with even more sophisticated challenges and dating scenarios.
- Restaurants for every flavour:
Dine in a number of restaurants; from fast-paced sushi bars to rockin' boats and slidin' ice bars, the skies the limit when it comes to the scope of dating-based objectives! Wait, what do you mean there's a zero gravity restaurant?! - Hands-on Customisation:
Want in-depth customisation to be a six feet tall athlete, have a six pack, make six figures and have at least six inc- NO! You're a disembodied hand and you can customise yourself with an assortment of nails, accessories and tattoos. Life's dealt you a bad hand, and you're the hand. - Realistic* App-Dating System:
It's time to move on from Pam. Table Manners allows you to chat, joke and flirt your way to dinner table with anyone you desire, just treat them right - if you can't handle them at their worst you don't deserve them at their best.
*We took liberties to ensure you actually get matches in this one, honest!
**Your matches in Table Manners are actually soulless computers - just like real life! Except these ones aren't after your credit card details. - Calamitous Chaos:
The most perfect date can quickly become disastrous as Table Manners' physics collide and a domino effect takes place before your very eyes. Never before has lighting a candle for romance been so fraught with danger.
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Last evaluated Jun 26, 2026
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