The Culling Of The Cows

The Culling Of The Cows

Released May 2014

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

76% positive · 3,447 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
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Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence

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Evaluation

The Culling of the Cows launched on May 9, 2014 as a complete 40-level side-scrolling shooter/tower defense game. After launch, the developer shipped three small feature updates between June and July 2014 (adding a cheat console, level badges, and achievements), and one further update on April 2, 2016 adding Steam cloud saving. The only DLC ever released is the Original Soundtrack, which shipped on April 22, 2016. There have been no developer communications of any kind since April 2016 — now over a decade ago. The store description describes a fully packaged product with a defined level count and feature set, and no future content has ever been announced. The game launched as a finished product and its post-launch activity has long since concluded.
Evidence
Original Soundtrack DLC released April 22, 2016 — the only DLC ever listed, and it has shipped. No unreleased DLC exists.
dlc listing · Apr 22, 2016 source content shipped
medium
Last developer communication: a minor update adding Steam cloud saving. No content updates or announcements have followed.
news post · Apr 2, 2016 source ambiguous
medium

Content

1 of 1 released · no outstanding content

Media

Details

Developer
Publisher
Dried Lemons
Achievements
5
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player

About this game

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

With his dusty old 12 gauge at his side and god at his back, Sammy isn’t going to be taking too kindly to the infectious chaos of the big city’s leaking its way out into wild country. When all the lunacy started Sammy consulted God on what he should do, and the response was. KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!!!!

Steam Big Picture

Features:

  • Full Controller support.
  • Steam Achievements.
  • Fast paced action mixed with strategic gameplay.
  • 40 levels of critters that need a good butchering.
  • Cheat Console.
  • Plough your way through herds of shamblers and ravenous cattle.
  • Easy to pick up and play, but gets quite challenging.
Last evaluated Jun 28, 2026
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