The Stonks Market

Simulation· Choices Matter· Visual Novel· Funny

Released May 2021

Gamble your entire life savings on ludicrous stock trades hoping to get rich or die trying in this hilarious narrative misadventure about winning at capitalism.

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Steam Updated 12 Oct 2026 $2.99

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Developer

Vagabond Dog

Publisher

Vagabond Dog

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Platform

Windows, macOS

Controller

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Steam Deck

Not rated

Players

Single-player

Choices Matter Visual Novel Simulation Funny Capitalism Management Economy Multiple Endings Choose Your Own Adventure Casual 2D Story Rich Cartoon Memes Inventory Management

About this game

Become the Ultimate Daytrader

BUY, SELL, or HODL your stonks of choice as you navigate a real-time trading interface to capitalize on your limited funds, and convert them into a luxurious bounty of profits.

YOLO Your Life Savings

Leverage everything you own, refinance your home, and put your entire net worth at risk with trades that have the potential to destroy your life and leave you in complete financial ruin.

Return to Monke

Have a religious experience involving an ape that will give you strength to fight the FUD and set you on a course that will ultimately lead you to infinite riches or absolute peril.

Collapse the Economy

Take down hedge funds, market makers, and the entire capitalist system as you bring about the destruction of modern civilization in your daring pursuit of short-term gains.

Fast Funny

Expect a couple of quick laughs, replay opportunities, and some simple fun as you unlock its 13 achievements over around 45 mins of story and about 60 mins of trading action.