Chop Goblins
Released Dec 2022
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
97% positive · 3,200 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
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Steam $4.99
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Evaluation
Chop Goblins launched on December 12, 2022 as a compact, self-contained micro FPS. The developer delivered post-launch content through a free update on May 5, 2023 (adding 5 remix levels and Nilbog Mode) and a small paid DLC pack (Cabinet of Curiosities) the same day. The Anniversary Update on December 1, 2023 added two new weapons and gameplay improvements, and closed with the developer reflecting warmly on the game's first year — noting the support they'd given it and saying "only time will tell what else the future holds for the goblins," which is a fond but non-committal farewell rather than a commitment to further content. No new content for Chop Goblins itself has shipped since December 1, 2023. The October 2025 news post about a PS5 release is a platform port announcement, not new game content. Both DLC entries on the store are released. Since December 2023, the developer has been active — shipping other games (Butcher's Creek in January 2025, Secret Agent Wizard Boy in March 2025) and announcing demos — but has not communicated any plans for additional Chop Goblins content. The game launched as a deliberately short, complete experience, and the post-launch update pattern has clearly wound down, with the last Chop Goblins content update dating back to December 1, 2023.
Evidence
Anniversary Update adds two new weapons and gameplay tweaks. Developer reflects on the game's first year with affection but no announced future content, saying 'only time will tell what else the future holds for the goblins.'
Free Version 1.3 update adds 5 remix levels and Nilbog Mode, alongside the Cabinet of Curiosities cosmetic DLC for 99 cents.
Content
2 of 2 released · no outstanding content
Media
Details
Developer
Publisher
David Szymanski
Achievements
13
Platform
Windows
Controller
full support
Steam Deck
Verified
Players
Single-player
About this game
You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.
Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!
Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!
Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
FEATURES
- A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
- 5 levels set in different time periods
- 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
- An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
- Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability
Last evaluated Jun 22, 2026
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