She Wants Me Dead

She Wants Me Dead

Released May 2016

Max is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now she’s out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is vicious, cold and unforgiving. More dangerous than Lula are her traps – deadly and brutal killing contraptions with Max’s name written all over them.

85% positive · 148 reviews
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence
Done
All announced content has been released
High confidence

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Steam $7.99
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Evaluation

She Wants Me Dead launched on May 13, 2016 as a finished rhythm-platformer. Its only DLC — a music track pack — also released on launch day, May 13, 2016. The developer, Hello There Games, has made very few public posts since launch. The most recent was on December 9, 2022, a small feature patch that added Steam achievements to coincide with the game's release on Nintendo Switch and Xbox. That post reads as a celebratory housekeeping update rather than a signal of ongoing content development. There are no unreleased DLC entries, no announced future content, no roadmap, and no developer statements suggesting additional content is planned. The game was designed and shipped as a complete product, and the 2022 patch simply brought the Steam version in line with console releases.
Evidence
The only DLC — a music track pack — was released on launch day. No unreleased DLC exists.
dlc listing · May 13, 2016 source content shipped
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Store description lists a fixed set of content features with no mention of planned updates, seasons, or future additions.
description source content shipped
medium

Content

1 of 1 released · no outstanding content

Media

Details

Publisher
Hello There Games
Achievements
10
Platform
Windows, macOS
Controller
partial support
Steam Deck
Playable
Players
Single-player

About this game



DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Max is in trouble. He pissed off his cat Lula and now she’s out to get him. And Lula is far from sweet. She is vicious, cold and unforgiving. And her traps are even worse. Deadly and brutal killing contraptions with Max’s name written all over them.

SHE WANTS ME DEAD is the groovy love child of Dark Souls and Grumpy Cat. A side-scrolling, 2D, stupid hard, rhythm-platformer. Unforgiving but also rewarding, in the end. If you ever make it there. Also, it offers a hell of a speedrun challenge.

Good luck! (You'll need it!)



GROOVY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE?

CAZZETTE’S SONG "She Wants Me Dead" plays a major role in the game. Lula’s traps and other environmental features move in rhythm with the music. Are you groovy enough to help Max find safe passage? Or are you as stiff as the corpse he’ll be when the traps hit?

CONTENT

  • Crazy hard platform levels
  • Deadly traps
  • Gold frame achievements
  • A bunch of silly cat pictures
  • Awesome clothes and accessories
  • Steam Trading Cards
Last evaluated Jun 27, 2026
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